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Cluck Norris
Chicken Fried Tees
Funny chicken shirts for people raised on Southern manners and bad decisions.
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Fried, Not Fired
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Biscuit Case
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Gravy Train Conductor
Why These Shirts Exist
Because somebody had to say the quiet part out loud, and chickens don't have thumbs to make the memes themselves. We make dumb, Southern-fried jokes wearable so you can walk into a gas station at 2pm on a Tuesday and make a stranger laugh. That's the whole business plan. It's working so far.
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One email a month-ish. New shirts, bad puns, zero spam.
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